The online fonds

craftybutcher:

hyenabutter:

jonathanbogart:

champagnecandy:

loveandzombies:

friendofdorothywilde:nerd-gasms:nerdling:theconductor:omgpintobeans:

“If you can, invest $20 a month in this plan.”

“How much longer?” - A Dance With Dragons

Ok, so I’m a bit of a pillow princess and this may be a little accurate some nights. My jaw is not that strong!

“But I have to warn you that, as of today, you’ve taken your game to the next level.”

 ”Shall I offer congratulations or condolences?” - A Storm of Swords

“It’s nice; you can see the Manhattan skyline and the Statue of Liberty, and the Staten Island ferry chugging along and of course the Brooklyn Bridge, which links Brooklyn to Manhattan and is just a few blocks away.” ~Annie on My Mind

I think this meme is trying to tell me about my displacement issues. I can’t help it if I love NYC more than I’ll love any woman.

“i felt also sentiments of joy and affection revive in my bosom; my gloom disappeared, and in a short time i became as cheerful as before i was attacked by the fatal passion.” frankenstein

I only did this because the nearest book to me was a Jeanette Winterson. And she never fails me:

‘I am a woman who does not repent.’

“All that you say, my dear Scogan,” he began, “is certainly very just, very true.”

“There weekly arrive in this town scores of green Vermonters and New Hampshire men, all athirst for gain and glory in the fishery.”

Man that’s fucking funny.

“Shake well and strain into cocktail glass.”

Had to post. Too good:

“And it won’t seem like a programmed response.” (The Age of Spiritual Machines by Ray Kurzweil.)